I Hope You are Having a Nice Day

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior, via nud3p1zza)

stearic:

"humankind" more like “humanmean"

(via anxiety-filled-princess)

please-you-first:

Jack Shepard - Beginning & End of Lost.